mindlessmunkey's non-sabbath sermon of the week!

Lovers and dreamers, hear the new calling. Thanks to Lady Lilikens, I have finally seen the light. The new path of righteousness has finally been made clear to we mere mortals. The time has come to abandon the heresy and treachery of "science" as well as the hypocrisy and lies of established "faiths".

God did not create the world. Jesus is not your Lord. Mohammed is not your prophet. Abandon this foolshness and accept the truth into your heart... THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER is the all-powerful being to which we owe all that we see, all that we feel, all that we are.

Flying-Spagehtti-Monsterism has a grounding in scientific fact which rivals even that of Creationism. And it relies on none of the pesky empirical evidence and reasoned debate of Darwin's theories. So join the growing ranks of Pastafarians everywhere in the fight to have The Truth of human creation acknowledged and taught in our schools, that our children may let our true Creator into their hearts and minds.

Rejoice! Rejoice! His Noodlyness flies above us!

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