20 November, 2006

how can you tell when a real estate agent is lying?

Apparently the following is an apt description of my current abode:
This bright first floor apartment is set back from the street in a well maintained building that enjoys the important natural advantage of immediate proximity to beautiful Barkly Gardens. Security entrance protects privacy of appealing spaces including sunny, north-facing living/dining areas which incorporate an efficient open-plan kitchen. To the rear, a large double bedroom with walk-in robes and en suite ensures excellent accommodation and completes the perfect investment or smart start up property in an excellent location. Off street parking.
Jesus, they make it sound like a freakin' penthouse.

Also, it is quite a strange feeling to come across a picture of your living room (that you didn't take) on the intermanet:

...especially when they have oddly stretched the photo to make it look narrower and taller (Why?). Oh well, at least it looks tidy.

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Blogger Afe said...

Nice CD collection. But the purple bean bag is the real show-stopper.

November 20, 2006 12:26 pm  
Blogger TimT said...

If you didn't take this picture of your living room, you have to face the grim facts, my friend ...

Your living room has a life of its own! The shameless hussy is whoring out pictures of itself to all takers on the world wide web! I can see this horror story unfolding over the next couple of weeks, when you'll be discovering more pictures of the living room with strange people in it, people you do not know. Doing perverse things. On the purple beanbag.

So basically, your living room is a psychopath. It's only logical.

November 21, 2006 2:46 am  
Blogger mindlessmunkey said...

afe ~ The purple bean-bag is indeed the highlight of my abode. You should see what it gets up to at parties!

timt ~ I shudder to imagine the depraved nocturnal activities of my living-room... just on the other side of my bedroom door while I innocently sleep. Shocking!

November 22, 2006 11:53 am  

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