so 2002, that is
When I got to work today, one of my old, toothless and deeply-offensive workmates (no kidding - this guy looks like Sloth from the Goonies, only with a Santa Claus beard, and once entertained his workmates by playing Anal GangBang porn on my computer, while I was trying to process the pay-cheques) came up to me, and said:
"Did you do the census last night? You know where it asks your religion? Guess what I wrote! Guess!"
Me: (severely unimpressed) "Jedi?"
He: (oblivious) "JEDI KNIGHT! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I WROTE THAT I WAS A JEDI KNIGHT! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! ..."
He then proceeded to tell everyone else within earshot.
Like Holy Shit! That's the most Original and Hilarious thing I've heard of since - oh, I don't know - THE LAST CENSUS. Four years ago. And it was dumb then.
On a side-note, is it pathetic that I actually had a really good time filling out my Census?
"Did you do the census last night? You know where it asks your religion? Guess what I wrote! Guess!"
Me: (severely unimpressed) "Jedi?"
He: (oblivious) "JEDI KNIGHT! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I WROTE THAT I WAS A JEDI KNIGHT! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! ..."
He then proceeded to tell everyone else within earshot.Like Holy Shit! That's the most Original and Hilarious thing I've heard of since - oh, I don't know - THE LAST CENSUS. Four years ago. And it was dumb then.
Even Shitty-CGI-Yoda thinks you're lame.
On a side-note, is it pathetic that I actually had a really good time filling out my Census?
Labels: munkey's life, soap box
posted by mindlessmunkey at 12:10 pm
3 Comments:
Meh, I enjoyed it too. Possibly because this time round I actually had a non-imaginary boyf's house to go to and do my bit to beef up the s-s couple figures.
Damn, I knew there was something i was supposed to be doing last night.
Sam - That is exciting! Sadly, I was filling mine out all on my lonesome. I think it's just my pathetic, inherent love of forms... and of course, talking about myself.
Steph - You forgot?! You are officially a Bad Citizen.
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