everything new is old again...

In case you didn't get the memo:

Hispanic is the new black.

Terrorism is the new Communism.

Oppression is the new freedom.

Kabbalah is the new scientology.

Flat white is the new latté.

and, most importantly...

PENGUIN SWING is the new THROW ROCKS AT BOYS!

How far across the ice can your abominable snowman bat a tuxedoed waddler? My top score was a whopping fluke of 321 metres. By the way, I'm sure no penguins are actually harmed in the game... in fact they seem to quite enjoy it.

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