soul-crushing paradox of life #373
The further into Winter we get, the colder the mornings become.
The colder the mornings become, the harder it is for MindlessMunkey to get out of bed.
The colder the mornings become, the longer it takes MindlessMunkey's car to warm up.
The longer it takes MindlessMunkey's car to warm up...
the earlier MindlessMunkey has to get out of bed.
ARE WE SEEING THE PROBLEM HERE?!
Why is the world so cruel?
The colder the mornings become, the harder it is for MindlessMunkey to get out of bed.The colder the mornings become, the longer it takes MindlessMunkey's car to warm up.
The longer it takes MindlessMunkey's car to warm up...
the earlier MindlessMunkey has to get out of bed.
ARE WE SEEING THE PROBLEM HERE?!
Why is the world so cruel?
Labels: munkey's life
posted by mindlessmunkey at 12:42 pm
2 Comments:
How about if I was in the bed?
If you were in the bed, it would be your solemn responsibility to make sure I got to work on time, even if that meant physically pushing me out of bed.
Alternately, you could put on your best "medical proessional" voice and call my work to tell them I have leprosy and can't come in today...
but that would be naughty. ;)
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