it's like i'm looking in a mirror...

So this My-Heritage thing has been doing the rounds, most recently over at QueerPenguin, I believe. The deal is simple: you submit a photo of yourself, the computery-websitey-doohickey has a gander at your features, and spits out a list of celebrities whom you most resemble.

So... into the computer goes a photo of Munkey, and lo and behold my first result:


KATIE HOLMES - 58% match
Well, knock me up and call me Xenu. Whodathunk?

The site suggests you submit a few different pictures, and see which celebs reappear. Far be it from me not to follow the advice of a website, so I submitted about 5 different pics. The following fine folk make up a summary of my top ten "matches":


BILLY BOYD - 62% match
I really can't see it, but if you say so. I must say he is looking particularly dapper in this pic.


DEAN R. KOONTZ - 61% match
Maybe after 10 years soaking in the Creepy Tank.


EUGENE LEVY - 61% match
Depressing. Especially because I can kind of see it. *shudders*


GLORIA ESTEFAN - 59% match
It's my lovely bosom that does it.


SARAH SILVERMAN - 58% match
Well, Byron will like that.


JOSH HARTNETT - 57% match
I wish.


JOHN CUSACK - 55% match
Slightly less so, but again: I wish.


CONDOLEEZA RICE - 55%
Another one for Byron. I think this is some kind of joke. Everyone who does this thing seems to get Condi.


ASHTON KUTCHER - 53%
Demi will just not stop calling me!

So there you have it, lovers and dreamers. Now if you see me in the street you'll recognise me. Do trundle over and say hello, won't you.