out of the mouths of geriatrics
A conversation while patermunkey, Ms Cait (my 11-year-old sister) and I were visiting with Grandma Miller for Mothers Day:
patermunkey [to G.M.]: Have you seen Cait since she got her earrings?If you had asked me to make a list of one million topics I thought my Nanna might ever raise in conversation - especially with my little sister! - I can assure you that genital piercing would not have been on it.
G.M.: Yes, I think so.
patermunkey: She just had the basic ones then, but now she's got new ones.
[Cait shows off her pretty new earrings.]
G.M. [casually]: I was just reading in the Herald Sun about a woman whose daughter went to have a vaginal piercing, and it went wrong. They messed it up and now she's going to sue them.
[Mystified silence.]
G.M.: They get all kinds of things pierced these days, don't they, these young girls.
Labels: munkey's life
2 Comments:
woo hoo, dirty old nanna!! hehehehe
Also what about the comments about the oversexed octogenarian and how she nmust have been areal goer when she was young.
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