28 March, 2006
thoughts from a weekend (and beyond)
~ Japanese food is great.
~ His Girl Friday is a really good movie.
~ Dear Wendy is a really weird movie that goes very awry in the third act.
~ Jamie Bell has grown up hot (and talented).
~ Harry Altman should have won the 1999 National Spelling Bee, purely for entertrainment value.
~ It is actually possible to make plans for a Saturday night at 8pm on that same Saturday night.
~ Gay bars are fun every now and then.
~ Three drinks in a night out is a sensible amount. (Whodathunk?)
~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATERMUNKEY!!!
~ Fireworks make most things entertaining.
~ Jelly's brother The Boy Wonder was on television! (Yes, i'm aware i'm the only person on earth for whom this is a novelty.)
~ Cars are money-guzzlers.
~ Uncertainty is about as much fun as a dog-turd danish.
~ The world is far too lenient on messed-up ex-boyfriends who do things that should rightly ruin their lives. Karma where are you?!
~ I am a fucking idiot for still caring.
I toooooold you...
ReplyDeleteKarma is waiting in the wings... with an anvil the size of a large camper van... poised and ready to drop it on his head at the most inconvenient moment.
How do I know this?
Tom Cruise rang me and told me himself.
You better believe it... because the anti-christ is about to be born... and he's responsible.
"Stranger strange, though the earth be an anvil,
ReplyDeleteI'm not waiting for the hammer to fall.
I'm not waiting for anything at all."
I'm sure you're right, Mr Byron. Sooner or later, he will pay - as a result of his own misguided irrationality, if not karma as such. Until then, I just need to get over it... look! I have my own life! It goes on! Let's concentrate on that!